Lady Whistledown – Turd Floater

Good morrow fellow baysfolk.

Here’s hoping you survived the carnage that was last weekend. The Gods opened up heaven’s mantle and poured out their vitriol onto their own Country. Boats were sunk, trees and powerlines were down and plenty of turds were afloating.

The late change to daylight saving caught many a sailor off guard and caused much confusion. The Ladies Race was pre-empted by the pretend Ladies Race the week before when many a person of the male sex was caught out in drag.

And what is not to love about the Woody Point AGM. All monies in the coffers must be spent by the end of the year which results in an expansive, regal repast with decorous behaviour, moderation and restraint. One does so love to be a part of such a refined event.

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